1. Alarm clocks do not rub your back until you wake up (like mom did).
2. "I have a three and a half-octave vocal range. My mom was a choir director. MYYYY voice teacher thinks that I will be famous some day." (this person will not graduate with a job)
3. Walking alone at night at 3am may result in rape...oh wait, I knew that already.
4. You fail to sleep, you fail a test, you fail a class....very logical progression.
5. If a prof gives you a surprisingly poor grade in yoga and then promptly peaces out of the country....there may be something shady going on.
6. ECU boys are too shy to talk to a pretty girl in class, but they don't mind telling the whole student body how they feel about her via pirate rants.
7. It is not considered popular to be a white, conservative, 21-year-old music major who is also a wife and an "overachiever" at East Carolina University.
8. If you're cool, you party. If you party, you are likely to fail classes. If you fail classes, it is possible that it will take you approximately 5.5 years to graduate. If it takes you that long, you may become depressed and party some more. Lesson: it is not cool to be cool.
9. ECU students will do anything -- and I do mean anything -- for a free t-shirt.
10. You text, you drive, you die.
.....so proud to be a pirate. :)
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